Being that time of year again, it is important to be ready for the impending Zombie Apocalypse, and it seems that Ace Hardware is the place to buy your kit.
You see, it seems they’ve started a new marketing tactic of zombie preparedness, and it seems to be working. I myself have already built my kit and it is currently safe and ready for use when necessary (pics to come later).
Haven’t got a start on your kit? Start with Max Brooks’ The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead.