Snake: Colonel!? What’s going on!?
Campbell: Snake, it seems you are being talked about.
Snake: Me!? Talked about?!
Campbell: Yes, it seems that there may be a chance you’re in Smash Brothers again, although right now we’re not sure about it.
Campbell: Yes, that fighting tournament you entered into a few years back, with the likes of Mario, Link, Samus.
Campbell: Jesus Christ you’re retarded.