Ever need help with something, and it seems like you can’t find help anywhere? Yea, those days suck, and they happen quite a bit. But, what if, instead of being left out, high and dry, you had something that would summon someone to help out! Wouldn’t that be great! Well, that’s an Assist Trophy fine ladies and men less attractive than me. Today, we talk about the varied Assist Trophies and what we would like to see, what characters should be full characters and not just assist trophies.
So, something’s happened. Not just to Wally and I, but to all of us. The Holidays. They’re sometimes a bitch because you can’t do the things you normally do. But, you do get to see your family and get free shit, so I guess it’s a wash. Anyway, Wally and I have been busy with this crazy thing called the Holidays, so we haven’t been able to record. Well, we’re back. And this episode is just to get caught back up. Please Enjoy it, or skip it, whatever, not like I care, I have to go sleep off a gallon of egg nog and a metric ton of cookies.
Snake: Colonel!? What’s going on!?
Campbell: Snake, it seems you are being talked about.
Snake: Me!? Talked about?!
Campbell: Yes, it seems that there may be a chance you’re in Smash Brothers again, although right now we’re not sure about it.
Snake: Smash?!
Campbell: Yes, that fighting tournament you entered into a few years back, with the likes of Mario, Link, Samus.
Snake: SAMUS!?
Campbell: Jesus Christ you’re retarded.
A new day of smashing dawns as we dredge out Zelda and Shiek into the limelight. At the time of recording Zelda was not confirmed for Smash, and as of publishing time Shiek is still unknown. We assume that Shiek will be in as she is super popular. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy a discussion of two (?) lovely ladies this fine day.
It’s that time again Smashers! Some good, fast, hard Smash Attacking is in order today when we discuss the master of speed and knees, Captain Falcon and his other racing ilk. Be prepared to show us your moves, because we could really use some, we have none, so if you show us just one, we’ll be much better off!
Here we have a beautiful reptilian episode of Smash Attack! We talk about everyone’s favorite lizard, Yoshi! As of yet unconfirmed for Smash 4 (but let’s face it, he’ll be in it). If, by the way, Yoshi is not your favorite video game reptile, what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously? Who’s a better dinosaur? Answer: NO ONE.
Okay, so here’s the deal, Wally and I, not the most qualified individuals to discuss Pokemon, however they are a large portion of Smash, so we attempt to discuss. We also talk about the r/Pokemon subreddit and what horrible dickwads those guys are. Jesus Christ, they are Nazis. Fun Fact: I was banned from r/Pokemon because of this episode. Miserable dicks.
Hello again!
In this glorious Episode, Wally and I discuss Final Smashes. We talk at length about each characters final smash move, and if we feel they should be changed at all. It’s pretty interesting stuff if you ask me, then again of course I’d like it, because this is my podcast. Give it a shot! You might like it!
Welcome again to another wonderful episode of Smash Attack. I assure you we have been doing them and they’ve been getting posted to other locations, including Twitch and Youtube. The lack of updates on the site rests entirely on my shoulders, so I’m making it up now!
This episode, we look at the possible uses for the secondary screens that are employed in both the WiiU and 3DS. We discuss our thoughts on how in the hell they could be used, even if they should be used!
Welcome! To a new stage of History! In this triumphant and very strategic episode we gaze into our crystal balls and attempt to predict how Fire Emblem will be represented in the new Smash Brothers games!
Will it be the usual 2 Swordsmen? Will it include some kind of new Spellcaster? COULD IT POSSIBLY BE DENIED ENTRANCE ENTIRELY!?
Fuck if I know, but by god we talk about it.